count chocula 

a more badass vampire than edward cullen.

screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!

count chocula by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010

Count Chocula  

BADASS
Awesome
Best cereal

You are such a Count Chocula

Count Chocula by Travis4 May 12, 2008

count chocula 

Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.

i love count chocula

count chocula by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

cunt chocula 

A black girl that is acting like a cunt.

"Tell Cunt Chocula to go take her nappy head over there"

cunt chocula by Go bite a nipple October 23, 2007

count chocula 

Another nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.

Ray Nagan is also known as Count Chocula.

count chocula by Midda Toups January 20, 2006

Count Chocula 

When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.

I Count Chocula-ed your Mom last night!

Count Chocula by Roger_RD_Scott January 14, 2010

Kunt Chocula 

n. A scary-nasty black female. Most frequently used to describe a misbehaving celebrity.

Timmy: I saw Naomi Campbell in an airplane and asked if they were going to show the in-flight movie on her forehead and she threw a damn cell phone at me!
Jim Bob: Whoa dude, you gotta be careful what you say to that Kunt Chocula.
Timmy: Werd. I should have learned from my throw down with Star Jones last month.

Kunt Chocula by Timmy The Geek January 27, 2009