Chocolate Waffle
A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.
Chocolate Waffle by SidJihad November 5, 2013
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