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Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
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Chocolate-Frosted Meatballs 

The male-version of a beef taco. To wit, the result of a man wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared over his ballsack.
I just wiped back to front, and now I have chocolate-frosted meatballs. Why won't someone teach me how to wipe my ass properly?

Chocolate Frosted Fart 

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
Chocolate Frosted Fart by Boah4 September 21, 2022

Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish 

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish
1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.

Frosted Chocolate Cake 

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit
I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

Frosted chocolate chip cookie 

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces
"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"