its when you're in the bathtub doing your sexual partner up the bumbum
Last night Cindy put on a strap-on and gave me a chocolate sailor
by Neo Funk Revolation February 06, 2005
A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.
He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.
by Chuck Hoffmann April 29, 2006
The Act of taking a dump in someones eye while singing Anchors Aweigh
My Girl and I were having nasty sex last night so I totally gave her a Chocolate Sailor
by Ahab The Arab June 10, 2007