The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.
"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"
by Dude November 23, 2004
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Code word for when a man and a woman are in sexual intercourse and the male finds the wrong hole and is not aware but still continues to do his business while the female either accepts it and thinks its a kinky change or objects in ourtrage.

Useful for when in a public area to not attract attention whilst still getting the message across.
P1: Dude, you hear what happened on the weekend? Chelsea and Ben were going at it and Chelsea got chocolate pie'd.

P2: Dude thats fucked up.
by upsideinside November 3, 2009
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to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...
Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...
by Da Nastee One January 4, 2007
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1)to most people it is simply a chocolate pie
2)to Rosie it is the vagina of an african or of a woman that considers themself an african


"Hey guys i have a chocolate pie" Rosie P.

"always eatin my chocolate pie always eatin my chocolate pie" that chaldean guy and akon
by ya i have both...so what..?
by theschneider August 10, 2008
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A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.
I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!
by xowe March 31, 2019
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A sexual maneuver in which the woman’s vagina and her partners anus are pressed together, and the partner defecates in her vagina.
It was all fun and games until she asked to do a Chocolate Pussy Pie!
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Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.
After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.
by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003
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