Chocolate Clown Pie Share definition Flag Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face. After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face. Chocolate Clown Pie by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Chocolate Clown Pie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch