This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.
Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."
Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"
Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."
Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"
Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."
by QuietReflection October 17, 2010
When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.
"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".
"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
by Ken Leee October 29, 2008
The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021
A ginger that's dyed their hair brown
usually still has the telltale signs of gingervitis even after dying their hair
usually still has the telltale signs of gingervitis even after dying their hair
You heard? Morgan's dyed his hair!
What colour?
*sniggers* BROWN!
Oh dear... Chocolate coated ginger
What colour?
*sniggers* BROWN!
Oh dear... Chocolate coated ginger
by Sharny June 16, 2008
When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.
by Sniff the Coke May 3, 2008
1. To shit on another's chest.
2. The act of exiting fecal matter from ones anal cavity upon another's chest. Usually a women's big busty tits.
2. The act of exiting fecal matter from ones anal cavity upon another's chest. Usually a women's big busty tits.
Becky, have you ever had a chocolate coat of arms?
by Wasted Dub S.A.M. June 14, 2008
A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014