Double Chocolate Surprise

A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.

Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".

Double Chocolate Surprise by HyperTobaYT April 6, 2021

Hot Chocolate Surprise 

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

Hot Chocolate Surprise by RatBass May 11, 2010

cherry chocolate surprise 

When a man is screwing a woman while she is on the rag, and as he makes every thrust he says cherry, after a little while he quickly exits the snatch and enters her ass, at the same time yelling chocolate surprise.

Hey whats up with the black eye?
Oh, I gave my girl the cherry chocolate surprise

cherry chocolate surprise by tunazz June 23, 2008

White Chocolate Surprise 

A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.

"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."

White Chocolate Surprise by Emmzee March 19, 2008

chocolate surprise 

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.

Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.

chocolate surprise by Tom Clancey February 7, 2004

Houdini Chocolate Surprise 

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.

"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."

Houdini Chocolate Surprise by Ste Crayston June 20, 2006

strawberry chocolate surprise 

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.

Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.

strawberry chocolate surprise by Roflles July 2, 2017