A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as 'Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant' or Penis of horrifying width.
Quote from the first recorded choad bearer 1679, William LaChaode, ' I wish didn't have this penis that was so disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, Harry'
Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'
Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'
by Prof. Phillip LaChoad May 16, 2006
Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.
by A Friend August 7, 2003
noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.
One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.
by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005
by Dave October 7, 2004
the 2 inch area, although may be larger in more big bodied indiviuals, from the base of the testicles to the start of the anus.
by jase dee April 12, 2007
1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.
2) A creep.
3) An awful guy named Chad.
4) The perineum.
Also spelled "chode."
2) A creep.
3) An awful guy named Chad.
4) The perineum.
Also spelled "chode."
by Qit January 13, 2004
The correct way of spelling 'chode'.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.
Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback.
A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.
A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.
A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.
A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.
by 20-ft Shlong Boy December 2, 2009