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1.(Pronounced 'Shiv') An extremely annoying and morbidly obese for their small height varient of the human race.
Although Physically retarded Chivs are almost human and many have mastered the fine arts of 'speaking' and 'walking upright' (although Chivs cannot walk more than 20 meters under any 20 minute period due to their weak french - this is explained later - limbs and obesity).
The first Chivs are believed to have been formed by the mating of beast with man (Generally Pigs.)The Chiv tends to have a voice that is higher pitched than an 8 year old homosexual Australian, which has lead experts to believe that no matter what age the Chiv is, they have not experience puberty and probably never will.
Chivs Generally tend to descend from France which experts believe is the reason behind their Gayness and overall annoyingness. however, The Chiv will almost always deny any links to being French, regardless of evidence provided in the form of their Inbred like looks, extreme weakness despite their bodyweight, and tendency to surrender extremely quickly in any argument, fight etc.
Although physically retarded, Chivs are - in general fairly smart - this has lead in some cases to Chivs being mistaken for normal but ugly human beings who are thought to be like they are because of some sort of birth defect.
Chivs that have managed to infiltrate normal human society are known as 'That fat retard' or 'FR Chivs' for short (This further proves that Chivs originate from France - 'FR...
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