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a chav word for stab the chav said "shurrup or ill chiv ya"
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Knife, stabbing instrument, or to stab I'll fucking chiv ya
I'll stick a chiv in your neck |
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1. Discusting Chav. 2. Very Cute Small Animal... Like A Kitten Of Some Sort. 3. A State Of Unenthusiasticness... "Meh, Feeling A Bit Chiv Today" 1.
Person: i'd of like killed the fat chiv with my words-- haha chiv! hahaha i mean chav xD 2. 'Awww how cute, he's so small, and chiv' 3. "Meh, Feeling A Bit Chiv Today" |
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Rape of the anus. Oh god no, please no, please don't chiv me. PLEASE!
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(CHEEV)verb... to chiv someone is give them a slap letting them know that they have crossed the line from being appropriate to being downright obscene. Did you see the way Dhub chived that kid yesterday?
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1.(Pronounced 'Shiv') An extremely annoying and morbidly obese for their small height varient of the human race.
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Although Physically retarded Chivs are almost human and many have mastered the fine arts of 'speaking' and 'walking upright' (although Chivs cannot walk more than 20 meters under any 20 minute period due to their weak french - this is explained later - limbs and obesity). The first Chivs are believed to have been formed by the mating of beast with man (Generally Pigs.)The Chiv tends to have a voice that is higher pitched than an 8 year old homosexual Australian, which has lead experts to believe that no matter what age the Chiv is, they have not experience puberty and probably never will. Chivs Generally tend to descend from France which experts believe is the reason behind their Gayness and overall annoyingness. however, The Chiv will almost always deny any links to being French, regardless of evidence provided in the form of their Inbred like looks, extreme weakness despite their bodyweight, and tendency to surrender extremely quickly in any argument, fight etc. Although physically retarded, Chivs are - in general fairly smart - this has lead in some cases to Chivs being mistaken for normal but ugly human beings who are thought to be like they are because of some sort of birth defect. Chivs that have managed to infiltrate normal human society are known as 'That fat retard' or 'FR Chivs' for short (This further proves that Chivs originate from France - 'FR... |
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A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.
The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry. Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice. A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice. Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.
There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore. |
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