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To chirps is to chat up, woo, or court another person. This is a London street slang definition.
*Boy 1* Oi bruv, that girls nice!
*Boy 2* Cherps her then!
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This is what you are doing when you insult someone. You are chirping them.
Did you see Fabian chirping that guy about his mom?

Jane got chirped so badly.
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to talk down, insult or straightout downgrade another persons capacity to live or perform an activity. commonly used on sporting fields, school yard bust ups, or between friends.
blacktown boy to hills opposition chirp: mate might aswell march your mother on the field, she would have a better chance of scoring
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not only on boost mobile, like the morons down on here think, but with ANY nextel phone..to use the walkie talkie function
if anybody needs something u could jus CHIRP me
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When someone tries to be funny around a group of people and no one laughs. You can also get chirped even if you don't mean to be funny. This idea was taken from when comedians tell jokes and it is very silent so you hear the crickets chirping.
Sean: Dude! I just fucked 3 chicks yesterday....

*Silence*

Brett: Chirp, dude
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to boast; to brag; to put others down and talk oneself up in an arrogant way.
by Cameron March 05, 2005
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The real usage is derived from the walkie talkie feature on phones, but the meaning is broad and encompasses various facets of life.

Scheming on girls/guys: Yea, I have been chirping at her for a while but she won't let me hit it.
Doing stuff: I am way too busy, I will chirp at that later.
Nonsense: I don't give a chirp...She let me see her chirp....Chirptastic...
Basically your imagination is your limit
"Oh the one where I chirp down really hard and then smack you with my chirpies?! "
-Girl referring to a sexual move she does
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