Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome 

Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.

If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.

Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.

Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.

Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009

kegel chiropractic 

The act of cracking your back by squeezing your lady parts.

I'm so cheap I just do kegel chiropractic to make my back feel better.

kegel chiropractic by cougar wordslut July 19, 2013

got yo back like chiropractic 

A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by UGK featuring Outkast. Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.

Gabriel: I don't think Mr.Hunt will believe that I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic

got yo back like chiropractic by Mohinder Suresh November 30, 2007

Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.

John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."

Vaginal Chiropractor by darfielg December 13, 2014

chiropractic coma

After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.

I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.

I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.

chiropractic coma by melnadz October 1, 2011

Chiropractor 

A healthcare practitioner who receieved a Doctor of Chiropractic (D.C.) degree from a 4-year acreditted chiropractic college. DC's perform vertebral and extremity adjustments for the correction of vertebral misalignments (aka subluxations). Adjustments correct nerve interference and/or impingment to bring about better flow of the nervous system to all parts of the body (organs, muscles, etc). Chiropractic is in limited ways associated with, but not to be mistaken by massage therapy, physical therapy, osteopathy, and medicine. It's the fastest growing healthcare profession to date, and will remain on the fore-front of family healthcare & disease prevention for years to come.

Chiropractors are the future of primary healthcare. Don't dis it, until you try it.

Chiropractor by j to the bizzo May 3, 2005

The Chiropractor 

Verb, maneuver

While masturbating, grabbing ones testicles and pulling backwards as far as one can up the back.

I thought Jess was giving himself a reach around, turns out he was doing The Chiropractor.

The Chiropractor by Jessie G October 30, 2006