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South Charnwood High School 

A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.
Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.

Chelwood 

A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”
"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone
Chelwood by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006
A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.
I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer
Chitwood by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023

Chitwood family fun time 

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!

Childwood 

Nickname for Wildwood, NJ.
So named because, off all the Jersey Shores, this is the most geared toward kids with all the rides and arcades.
Person A: Hey, why don't we go down to Wildwood this weekend?

Person B: Childwood? No way. Let's go to Strathmere.

Person A: Where the hell is Strathmere?
Childwood by Stick92 August 27, 2009
A way of saying that you have a teacher that doesn't give a fuck about homework and who gives you the answers during tests. Usually Teachers who are Chitwoods are very attractive
Guy 1: Hey man what type of teacher did you get for math?

Guy 2: Dude I got a Chitwood!!

Guy 1: Dude your so lucky!!!!

Guy 2: I know man!!!
Chitwood by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017