chip rip

the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip

man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover

chip rip by dave simko December 9, 2008

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Chip the Ripper

Great rapper out of Cleveland, featured on mixtape Bitch I'm From Cleveland

I love Chip the Ripper, his songs I'm Fitted, Doors Open, Get It Girl, and I Run My City are great

Chip the Ripper by Tre T. May 22, 2007

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Chip Tha Ripper

One of the illest rappers since Tupac. Chip is from Cleveland Ohio.

Bitch I'm from Cleveland! - Chip Tha Ripper

Chip Tha Ripper by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007

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Chip The Ripper

Best known from rapping in the office
Created one of the best memes from Something Awful forums.

Chip The Ripper:

Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

Chip The Ripper by Synsane April 26, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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