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Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!

double chinning 

The act of laying down, looking down at some sort of device on your chest, and scrolling aimlessly through every social media network and letting the time as well as your youth pass on by. This causes not only a double chin but isolation amongst your friends and family.
"Hey what are you up to?"

"Not much, just double chinning."
double chinning by CRobare July 9, 2014

double chinning 

the act of lowering your chin in a way that makes you have a double chin
ooh, that girl is an expert in double chinning

Chinning 

A game, originating in the Midwestern region of the United States, in which participants attempt to photograph one another with their chin on or near the shoulder of an unsuspecting bystander. The quality of a chin is based on proximity to and uniqueness of the person being chinned.
Sally was chinning everyone at the concert last night. She even managed to chin the drummer - wait until you see the album!
Chinning by @duhchinning September 20, 2011

Chinning 

A contemporary past-time where participants force the chin and neck into contorted positions, with the ultimate goal of creating as many extra chins as possible. 'Chinningers' (as practitioners of this hobby are known) will then often take photographic images of 'chinnings' in order to post publicly on the internet, using social media platforms such as facebook or twitter.
Dave: "Tell you what Steve, the muscles round the back of my head and neck smart somewhat."

Steve: "Why's that Dave? Sleep funny did you?"

Dave: "Hell no Steve, I was up all night chinning again! Don't really bother with sleep much since I discovered chinning. Might need a couple of rest days now though, think I may need to review my warm-up routine; can't be doing with missing out big chunks of the chinning season through injury again."
Chinning by goodoldjimgold July 13, 2012

Jake Cinninger

Best guitarist you havent heard of, with the exception of Tim Reynolds.. Jake plays in the band Umphrey's McGee, a touring band, plays hundreds of shows a year, and very quality musicianship.
go listen to Umphrey's McGee, Jake Cinninger will melt your fucking face off.
Jake Cinninger by dmbumphreak July 22, 2009