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chinese water torture 

A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:

1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
Chinese Water Torture is a very undignified way to go...
chinese water torture by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

Chinese Water Torture 

While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.
I gave my girl the Chinese Water Torture and she hasnt spoke to me since.
Chinese Water Torture by Anoos Kamiba September 14, 2007

chinese water torture 

The act of doing a girl from behind in a bathroom while dipping her head in and out of the toilet bowl
eg.1) "that girl won't die of dehydration now that I've given her the chinese water torture"

eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"

Chinese Water Torture 

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.
I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.

chinese waiter torture 

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.
You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!
chinese waiter torture by adamo42 October 23, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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