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"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."
by Oni-91 July 4, 2009
Get the after dinner bintmug. The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.
Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.
Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.
"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"
"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."
"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."
by Oni-91 February 4, 2010
Get the Arial Blandmug. Yes, it's been remixed again for DDR SuperNOVA 2!!
This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.
The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).
While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.
This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.
The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).
While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the PARANOiA -HADES-mug. A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the chinese water torturemug. A green-coloured, melon-flavoured liquor. Only 20% alcohol volume and is a lot sweeter than other liquors. It was made in Japan by Suntory, a distillery famous for its whisky.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the Midorimug. A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.
And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the Chorus like Mama Joe's bongosmug. One of the hardest PARANOiA remixes made for Dance Dance Revolution. It runs at a constant 300 BPM, and has 5 stops.
Contrary to most other PARANOiAs (excluding ETERNAL, which was by an external remixer who won a music competition by KONAMI), this PARANOiA is NOT by Naoki Maeda. Instead, it is by Sota Fujimori, who has done various other Bemani songs such as Star Gate Heaven, Back Into The Light and Look to the Sky.
Contrary to most other PARANOiAs (excluding ETERNAL, which was by an external remixer who won a music competition by KONAMI), this PARANOiA is NOT by Naoki Maeda. Instead, it is by Sota Fujimori, who has done various other Bemani songs such as Star Gate Heaven, Back Into The Light and Look to the Sky.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the PARANOiA -Respect-mug.