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chinese finger cuffs 

when a girl is getting fucked doggystyle and sucking a guys dick at the same time. it is like finger cuffs in the way you get stuck in both ends.
andy was driving the bus and a dirty whore began to suck his man hood. then d lew relized it was perfect time to give her the chinese finger cuffs so he lifted up her skirt and fucked the bitch right in the ass.(sean burk was was doing the Sneaky Sunderland)

Chinese Finger Cuffs 

1.) Sexual position incorporating three participants: a Suckee, a Fucker, and a Sucker-Fuckee (mid section). Chinese Finger Cuffs, most accurately and simplistically explained on Kevin Smith's sleeper cult classic "Chasing Amy" is when a girl who's getting fucked from behind starts sucking off another guy, making like a pair of Chinese Finger Cuffs.

2.) Chinese Finger Cuff (novelty paper/straw like toy often given as prizes in State Fairs across the U.S. and at various mall arcades in the 90's.) a woven straw shaped contraption that is wide enough to get 1 finger in on each end and when you try to get your fingers out by pulling them apart you can't. It's impossible.
1.) Joey Ralph Lauren's fictional character on Chasing Amy was nicknamed "Finger Cuffs" in her yearbook because of the Chinese Finger Cuffs sexual act she was notoriously and openly shamed for being involved in. Deservedly or not.
2.) Person #1 "WTF is spit roasting?" Person #2 It's a sex act same as doing a Chinese Finger Cuff but kind of confuses people because of the "Roasting" like on Comedy Central, and doesn't involve spit, spitting game, talking shit, or bukkake or none of that."

Chinese Fingercuff Drill

-Verb, This spectacular event requires a few step process and assumes the following scenario.

At least two people are inserted into someone in between them that is in a sitting or standing doggy style position.

The process begins with DP-ing someone in a synchronized rhythmic fashion. Next, after initiating some signal everyone immediately withdraws themselves from the inside of the person and with arms wildly flailing revolve around the same penetrated individual switching places with your comrades in sex in a musical chairs fashion.

Afterward high 10's and pretend chest bumps are highly recommended.
Oh man, you should have seen the Chinese Fingercuff Drill they pulled on her at lunch time!

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008