The cum Asian girls swallow after a blowjob
That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob
by chorizogordo June 18, 2016
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An erasmus Belgian way to invite a girl to make you a bloujob
do you want today to go out to eat chinese food
by PISA February 9, 2005
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A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
I just ate some chow fun and the chinese food farts are making everyone hallucinate.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006
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When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.
Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina
by Brian Masucci November 4, 2010
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The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.
I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.
by AKsteve April 11, 2011
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Anyone acting in such a manor that may pose as an interference or some sort of disruption in the daily life of someone who is of Serkish ethnicity. This may include, but is not limited to:

A) Anyone working for an IT Department
B) Any hot female having a boyfriend and who is loyal to him
C) Anyone who is stupid
That damn IT guy just installed some new software on our computers. My computer now takes twice as long to open up my files. That f***ing bastard is a Chinese Food Crip.
by Maypop February 26, 2005
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The going currency in which one has to repay the other after wronging said other person.
Zev gave Sara the finger for no apparent reason, therefore owes her a Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF).
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