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Hi, welcome to Chilli's

It's a mad ass vine. “Hi, welcome to Chilli’s” is a phrase that became popular on social media with a Vine by Adam Perkins titled “I’m really proud of this one”, which was posted March 2015.
In the Vine, the Viner walks into a bathroom, wearing only boxer shorts, and states, “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” but skrrt, vine is dead.
Hi, welcome to Chilli's
*wanting a small tattoo that has a lot of meaning* "Hi, welcome to Chilli's"
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Chili's Date 

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE
Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.
Chili's Date by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010

welcome to chili's 

When you are all alone and bored so you just look in the mirror and be like welcome to chili's. On rare occasions it is used by the chili's staff to welcome.
*Saturday night all alone*

To myself out loud "WELCOME TO CHILI'S"
welcome to chili's by Yosniel January 9, 2018

Chilli Salad 

A Rim job given directly after a shit is taken. Also called a "Wendy's value menu special"
her face looked tan after giving me that chilli salad
Chilli Salad by Autumn Beller September 27, 2009

Chilli Shit 

When you eat a large amount spicy food, such as chilli, and the shit burns your ass and is painstaking to defecate.
I had so many burritos the other day, that I took a seriously nasty chilli shit.
Chilli Shit by Ganongeek August 14, 2007
the origin and birth place of a glorious vine
"hi, welcome to chili's"
Chili's by peetabread February 17, 2019

lunch at chili's 

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.
George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.
lunch at chili's by FatherGuido December 23, 2009