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Coultard chinitis 

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
Coultard chinitis by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Chillitis 

To become really chill or relaxed due to a satisfying or overwelming meal, but not so much that you want to pass out, but rather chill out. The following activities that can occur from the following chill session can vary from; watching TV for hours, to playing video games for hours, to smoking weed and eating snacks (resulting in longer lasting effects of the chillitis, yet still no sleeping).

This word is a combination of chill and itis.

Itis, for the most part, results in sleep. While Chillitis results in lazyness and minimal activities.
Nigga A: Yo B, that meal got me still, I think I got the itis...

Nigga B: You feelin' you gonna pass out? There's a bed upstairs.

Nigga A: Naw man, just, you know... chillin', not really tired...

Nigga B: That ain't no ordinary itis, that's what we call "Chillitis".
Chillitis by Verb X November 19, 2009

Chilititties 

When the woman gets cold enough that her titties are hard enough to see through her clothing
When my wife gets in the pool she gets chilititties

Chinitis 

What a tall Chinese dude has when he comes into your office trying to claim niggeritis. niggeritis
I ate too much, I got da itis. No you have Chinitis! niggeritis
Chinitis by DULA December 8, 2016

chiliwiskey 

When people think that you are just a short Mexican kid that looks like an Asian but in reality your a god
I'm too good to play soccer with you guys I am a Chiliwiskey
chiliwiskey by U blah April 3, 2017

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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