Skip to main content

Star Child 

(aka The Long Haired Sucker, Sir Lollipop Man) Official representative of Funkentelechy; protector of the Pleasure Principle. Cosmic John the Bop-tist, arch- recording angel heralding the arrival of Dr. Funkenstein.
Star Child by Star Child July 29, 2003

Star Child 

A person who is the best at mostly all. Has a little bit of each personality in there's. A rough attitude but still liked by many even when being rude. Just a 10/10 person.
Eric: She rude but at least she a star child.
Me: You right the best. I'd be lucky to have her.

Star Child 

The main protagonist in the P-Funk Mythology. Protector of the Pleasure Principle and representative of Funkentelechy.
Star Child will shoot the bop gun at Sir Nose D Voidoffunk to make him dance!
Star Child by RadicalRatisRad April 18, 2021

Samantha/star child 

The absolute most down to earth most sharp , cunning, intellectual stunningly beautiful lady to grace this measly universe with her presence her aura is far too aged and big for this small place yet she so graceful and n modest you wouldn’t know it if ur lucky to interact with this individual she will have dark hair dark eyes n stunning beauty that has no comparison n is the funniest n smartest ever and she always has her other half known to be Anjie anywhere she goes in life their bond is unrefuttable and un breakable
Noun person a goddess thru n thru bombshell ten out of ten watch out
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child
Samantha/star child by Pdxvixen October 8, 2025

gold star chili 

When a gold star lesbian takes a shit on your chest.
I'm gonna fill that cup full of gold star chili.

Starbucks Child 

A child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look "swagilicious". Often seen in groups of bitchy 12 year olds.
Delila- "OMG LOOK WHAT I GOT IT IS A TRENTA MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH 4 PUMPS OF CARAMEL"
Summer- "OMG THAT IS SO SWAGGY, LETS PUT IT ON OUR SNAPCHAT"
Onlooker- "ew starbucks child"
Starbucks Child by jammydodgers66 December 24, 2014