In ones opinion, it can be either a lovely gift sent down from the heavens, or it can be a curse that leeches off ones self. "Child" is also a term for a human from the age of 1-18 With the stages of: Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen, and Adult. a Child is Created when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and the mans sperm reaches the womans ovary. Thereon, it takes an average of 9 months for the Child to be born. Then, it goes through the stages mentioned above, Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen and Adult.
in the teen years the "Child" Experiences Puberty, which takes about 1-3 years from the devolopment of teen to Adult. The age Scales for these are: Newborn: 1 month-1 Year Child Toddler: 2-4 yhears old. Child: 5-12 years old. Teen: 13-17 Adult: 18+
A Child Lives all the way from The sperm in a womans egg to the old man Leaning on his cane
by RaNdOm1812873462 August 3, 2006
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A child is somone who, if they are younger than you: regardless of by how much, what grade, gender or height.
Your birthday is a day before mine, you're such a child
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has the mental capacity of a peanut, no friends, no job so no money, mother usually a crack whore, sleeps with 20+ girls to feel something.
that boy hunter is such a child, his parents don't even want him.
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tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly
"oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned"
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A word which here means "A life full of peace, freedom, warm hugs, spending your summers outside, and not having to worry about 'is this on my diet?' "
Person 1: There goes my 4 year old niece!
Person 2: Ahhh, I miss the days when I was a child
Person 1: Don't we all
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