5 definitions by nobodycantellhehehe

Owen

Owen is the cutest, sweetest, most compassionate person you will ever meet. And by cutest, I mean it. You’ll always remember his face because It’s so bright that you won’t wanna forget it. If you’re having a bad day, he’ll do anything in his power to make you happy. He’ll tell you a joke, then say, “I feel your pain,” he’ll try starting a conversation about something that interests you. He has a lot of passions and is talented in each and every one. He plays football, basketball, and is kind of a jock. He’s really popular and has a lot of friends, but does a good job of making time for each one. You’ll be walking through the halls and immediately spot him through the crowd because he shines so brightly that he’s impossible to miss. His smile is contagious, and makes everyone happy when he walks into a room. When he’s around his crush, he’ll say some dumb things that he doesn’t really mean, but that’s ok because that sums up every 7th grade boy on the planet. You can’t dis this kid (even if you wanted to) because his astonishingly good looks will hook you.

Girl 1: Do you think your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl 2: Never! He's too much of an Owen.
Girl 1: Good point...

by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021

Yearbook

The grand central station for awful photos of yourself and your peers that you wish had never been taken in the first place. Also; a giver of false hope. You can be looking in the yearbook one day thinking, "Hey! this guy is pretty hot!" then on the first day of school next year you see how sickly they really are and how they never actually smile when you're around...

Dude, the yearbook is full of lies

by nobodycantellhehehe May 30, 2021

Child

A word which here means "A life full of peace, freedom, warm hugs, spending your summers outside, and not having to worry about 'is this on my diet?' "

Person 1: There goes my 4 year old niece!
Person 2: Ahhh, I miss the days when I was a child
Person 1: Don't we all

by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021

Lampshade

Makes a great hat. You should try it sometime!

Person 1: Nice hat! Where did you get it?
Person 2: Ummmm... my house?
Person 1: So you made it?
Person 2: IT'S A LAMPSHADE YOU IDIOT

by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021

Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

by nobodycantellhehehe April 19, 2021