chicken

A filthy, fat animal. It is not good enough for anything, just struts around squawking. Little girls are often the victims of harassment by chickens. Chickens prefer white outfits, despite the fact that the white shows their plump stomachs. It is best to avoid chickens at all costs!

Girl: "OHMYGOD. This fat chicken has been squawking at me for an hour! When will it realize its too dirty for me to talk to?!"

by chickenandsalamanderhater June 28, 2011

chicken

a black mans dream/thoughts...

Black man 1: you nigga, you thinking what im thinking?
Black man 2: ya
Black man 1 and 2 together: Chicken.....

by WHO CARES WHT MY NAME IS BITCH January 19, 2007

chicken

slang term referring to crystal meth, especially in circumstances when the speaker only wishes to be understood by specific people.

looks like the colonel gave us a pretty small bucket of chicken

Go see the colonel and get some chicken

by littlerudegirl November 18, 2006

chicken

a food believed to make your boobs big if you eat a lot of it

guy: "your boobs look bigger"
girl: "haha ive been eatting a lot of chicken, but thanks"

by irsfnbvwacmnewiir March 9, 2006

chicken

something that tries to fly but is so fucking stupid and can not do it, it is a ferry and its feathers smell like shit.

LOOK THERE IS A CHICKEN

by bigjose November 22, 2018

chicken

another name for crystal meth in new zealand, also known as P or turk

yo lance, you on the chicken AGAIN? man thats bad

or

hey lets get on the 1/4 chicken with lance

by kieth2000 May 25, 2005

chicken

Gay man just above "legal" age.

I'd watch out for him...he's always after chicken.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003