17 definitions by bigjose

a person that tries to ask out as many people as possible and fails to date anyone
by bigjose November 23, 2018
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something that holds up your coconuts
I have a bra on
by bigjose November 23, 2018
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cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever
by bigjose November 23, 2018
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apav is a man with a 2-inch and thinks he has a bigger dick than you. he is really small and looks like a monkey when he has airpods in. he is also the gayest thing you will ever see. he thinks everyone has a tiny dick and will fuck only the weirdest of the weirdest out there. he is also the gayest out there, he sucks on everything a for an example a musical instrument that looks like a dick. his father is Brüno (look up Brüno trailer on youtube), the gayest piece of shit ever. he does all the drugs and smokes meth. he is just too gay. he is also a kid predator and will eat them once he gets them.
he is an apav runaway and hide your kids
by bigjose November 23, 2018
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something that the male genders suck on
i just sucked on some tities
by bigjose November 23, 2018
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something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth
hind the iphones are coming
by bigjose November 23, 2018
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