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1 definition by chickenandsalamanderhater

 
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A filthy, fat animal. It is not good enough for anything, just struts around squawking. Little girls are often the victims of harassment by chickens. Chickens prefer white outfits, despite the fact that the white shows their plump stomachs. It is best to avoid chickens at all costs!
Girl: "OHMYGOD. This fat chicken has been squawking at me for an hour! When will it realize its too dirty for me to talk to?!"
by chickenandsalamanderhater June 28, 2011