chewing rag Share definition Flag When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack. Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat! chewing rag by MJ October 26, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the chewing rag mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch