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44 definitions by MJ

 
1.
cocaine and one hell of a song by Andre Nickatina
ayo for yayo
walk aroud wit yayo
all n my nasal
i musta been crazed yo
by MJ April 07, 2005
 
2.
The mean kids at my school who wont stop beating me up just becaus i wear trousers pulled up to my chest, a pink bow tie, huge glasses and orange shoes from giant tiger.
One day i hope us regular kids will stand up to those mean bullies. That will teach them a lesson.
by mj July 07, 2004
 
3.
Chav: a type of person who lacks the intelligence to be able to speak or write proper english, uses words, if they are proper words such as 'blingin', 'mingin' etc
You will normally find them outside McDonalds. Their favourite hobbies: picking on anybody who has a brain, having underage sex with no protection, getting drunk, starting a fight with some random person who has done nothing to them except say "hi".
A chav can be quite easily be identified by their clothing. A Burberry (from the local market- 99p, a bargain!) cap, a Nickelson t shirt, and a Schott hoodie, with adidas tracksuit bottoms rolled into their white nike socks and wearing nike trainers. Female chavs tend to have their hair in a tight bun or ponytail witht the help of several cans of hairspray, their face will be painted in cheap makeup; layer and layers of cheap foundation, mascara and eyeliner. Chavs enjoy showing off their "bling". "Bling" often looks like chocolate coins & is costs £1.99 from Argos. It often appears in the form of over-sized, fake-gold hoop earrings. Favourite jobs of chavs: drug dealer, McDonalds worker, prostitute, page 3 'model'. Chavs are also known as: 'scum', 'idiots' and any other insult there is on this earth.
You can tell if someone is a chav or not mostly by their attitude. They think that anyone who doesn't listen to "their" music is a grunger. They think that Burberry is the height of fashion & they look down on anyone who isn't exactly like them. How to humiliate a chav: ask them to recite the alphabet.
by MJ February 14, 2005
 
4.
A little whore that fucks everyone.
Schelly Boyd is one disgusting little fuck slut
by mj December 09, 2003
 
5.
one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches
did you hit that you Big Ern?
by mj April 09, 2004
 
6.
The acronym for "extemely intoxicated." Although this usually applies to one who has indulged in large ammounts of alcohol, it may also apply to one who is otherwise intoxicated (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.).
Dude, APD throws the sickest parties! Everybody is E.I. by the end of those ragers!
by MJ April 29, 2005
 
7.
Hooter Girl
A female that works at Hooters.
She works at Thee Dollhouse?
Yeah, she was a Stripper in training for over a year.
Oh, thats right, she used to work at Hooters.
by MJ December 23, 2004