chewicure 

To trim one's fingernails (or toenails) by chewing.

My girlfriend wants me to get a manicure, but I always get the job done with a good chewicure.

chewicure by Mr Munshun August 4, 2009

chewscrew 

Waking up in a strange girls house, the day after the office Xmas party and realising what, and who you've just done.

"I can't believe you chewscrewed that slapper!"

chewscrew by Homer Jay January 30, 2004

Chewicide 

When you take that last bite and then realize you're so full that swallowing it, could very well kill you!

chewicide food swallow bite

Chewicide by abelbodiedperson October 25, 2009

chewicide 

being a glutton. eating way more, and often than necessary than required. also eating an overly large amount of junk food that is bad for you

once again Bob was at McDonalds attempting chewicide by attempting to eat 20 Big Macs in 1/2 hour

chewicide by lober July 26, 2012