Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Fact Checking 

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

Fact Checking by D Flawless May 11, 2020

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

basket checking 

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants

Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.

basket checking by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013

chewing the chotch

To give a woman oral sex, cunnilingus.

Man you smell like fish...I can tell you been chewing the chotch.

chewing the chotch by bamboy September 26, 2007

chewing on cheese 

What jamahl and ashwin do sometimes. Usually used to signify that people are making sounds, but not actually saying anything of substance.

Jeff: Hey, what's up?

Jamahl: juma faj me heme

Jeff: What are you saying? I swear this nigga be chewing on cheese.

chewing on cheese by AlrightBro123456 June 24, 2017

Fox chewing a pillow

Something that makes no sense or when you have no idea what is going on

A: how do you work this website?
B: No idea, it’s a fox chewing a pillow
Or
A: because it is!
B: His explanation was a fox chewing a pillow!

Fox chewing a pillow by InTheKnow.07 February 20, 2021