when you talk about a quality or anything of somebody in a ranting style
Person1: Check out my new shoes.

Person2: I'm bout to chew you. Walking around here with some fake chucks. Ain't no chuck taylors those are champ tylers.............
by Awesomelyawesomeswaggerfilled November 23, 2012
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A Guyanese phrase used as a joke to taunt someone when they want food you have
Friend: Yo can I get a cookie?
Me: I chew, you swallow
Friend: But how am I going to swal-....ugh your mean
by kid_geniusx October 18, 2019
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What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’
It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
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A Greeting originating from the Kirk Hallam region of Derbyshire England. It is often used in place of hello and what's up.
Cameron: oi bruv what you chewing?

Tyrone:not much bro.
by DATSLANGMAN January 12, 2016
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If your arguing with someone and they say you chew bricks it mean your a dickhead
Mate: you chew bricks

You: fuck off ur mum chews bricks
by Yxngbirdy July 16, 2022
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