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Chestburster Day 

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender or how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This is a parody holiday that was inspired by Alien Day, an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.
"Today is Chestburster Day!"
"Did you bring your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"
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chest bump

when two or more people jump into each other and bump their chests, as a fiendly bump usually. For females this may be painful.
Nicole and Josh did a chest bump. Nicole was hurt badly though, she had to cry because she squashed her boobs which is painful/.
chest bump by llniccill February 19, 2007

chestbum 

chestbum is the cleavage of the woman who has wide set breasts and heavy duty cast iron underwire, causing the appearance of an arse on her chest.
Check out her tits! They've sagged with age and she's hiking them up too high causing them to splay into chestbum.
chestbum by LeniMcPoopies October 31, 2009

chestburger 

1. n. - the act of shitting on anothers stomach and/or core region during sex, usually under the influence of alcohol and/or crazy bitches syndrome
2. n. - one who gives chestburgers
1. I heard they were about to get dirty and she gave him a big old chestburger.
2. Hey, did you know? He's a chestburger!
chestburger by psychadelicatessen January 27, 2009

Chewbumpkin 

fat hairy chick
Guy 1: That chick looks like bigfoot haha
Guy 2: Honest mistake man but thats actually a chewbumpkin.
Guy 1: eww what a furry beast!
Guy 2: yeah they are downright disgusting.
Chewbumpkin by BlueJuice April 18, 2011

Chestburster Day 

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender, how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This parody holiday was inspired by Alien Day, that is an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.
"Hey It's Chestburster Day!"

"Got your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"

greesy chest bump 

When you cum on a girls chest, then she jumps on you and rubs it all over your chest
I just got back from giving my boyfriend a greesy chest bump.
greesy chest bump by dr. cum March 15, 2011