a small town in the south east of england consisting mainly of old people that smell of piss and biscuits and chavs

A town in the south east of england that can only be described as a scab. Most of the teenagers are desperate, smelly and can't sustain a text conversation. Chesham guys tend to have a thing about touching your armpits. Everyone's lifes in Chesham seem to revolve around the big Sainsburys.