1 definition by cheshisgoated

chesham (also known as chesh) has 2 spoons including the red lion which does the cheapest pint in chesh. chesham grammar is renowned for being a shithole. 3/4 of the population are over 80 and live in care homes and occasionally come out and see the light of day to spread the smell of piss around the place.
chesham kid: wanna come to chesham?
anyone else: no fuck off
by cheshisgoated May 26, 2022
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