A small town located in Calvert County Maryland. Most of the people you meet are rude and generally just white trash. Chesapeake Beach is famously known for it’s large population of Karens who you can see crying in the Chesapeake Beach Facebook group. Some cry about snow at the end of their driveway while others cry about Urban Dictionary definitions.
I stopped at the Fast Stop in Chesapeake Beach and got harassed for money by a meth addict, what a great place to live.
by ChesapeakeMermaid February 12, 2022
A lovely small town located in Northern Calvert county Maryland. There are beautiful scenic views of the Chesapeake Bay & Fishing Creek. You can enjoy nature walks and birding on near by trails. There is a nice boat launch next to the water park. Many places to eat & enjoy yourself. Slots machines are available in several great restaurants. Best plowed roadways in the winter. The community is very friendly & has great family activities. If you ever wanted to be involved with a community that is social, works together and has your back this is the place to be!
by lookup_4_5seconds February 12, 2022
A shithole town in Upper Calvert County, Maryland. Also known as the most corrupt place in the State. Home to the "Rob & Steal" a hotel, restaurant and "bingo hall". Bingo is really code for slot machine and there are hundreds of unregulated rip-off machines in this tiny town. Of course, the hotel is owned by the former Mayor who is known by locals as "Boss Hogg" but even small town mayors who own all the commercial property in town have a boss themselves. Maryland's lifetime Senate President also resides there and is known for knocking off any competition to Boss Hogg in exchange for kickbacks. Bribery and corruption are out in the open. The most attractive qualities of the town are its bikers, drug dealers and hookers. Just go into any bar to find what you need!
Wanna go down to Chesapeake Beach? Nah man, last time I was there I lost all my money on slots, got in a fight with a biker and then caught clamydia from some girl named Krusty Kristy!
by Abc123iseasy April 6, 2016