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cheesewhizzing

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping in your partner's mouth so hard that it sprays out of their nose.
person 1: hey I heard your new partner is into scat

person 2: yeah we are going to be cheesewhizzing tonight
person 1: that sounds like its going to be fun to clean up
Cheeswhiz is what happens when your dick hole is so impacted with dick cheese that when you try to pee, your whiz sprays in unpredictable directions. Like a broken sprinkler head or split water pipe.
Floyd's wife, Mildred was quite pissed when she found that his Cheeswhiz had soaked the fresh roll of toilet paper and her new flower print shower curtain.

Oscar knew he was in for a real asswhoopin' when he noticed his cheeswhiz had just hit the big biker at the urinal next to him.
Cheeswhiz by Kobiashi Maru November 4, 2008

Cheesewhiz 

To fart while taking a piss.
the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz
Cheesewhiz by mavros April 22, 2006

Cheesewhiz 

<noun> 1. one who know's a lot about cheese. 2. A devine food.
I'm using cheesewhiz in a sentence.
Cheesewhiz by Rufus Masterborne January 28, 2003

Nunavut Cheez Whiz 

A term referring to twenty dollars, which is about the price of one jar of Cheez Whiz in the Canadian territory of Nunavut. Can also be multiplied (2 Nunavut Cheez Whiz= $40, 3 NCW =$60, etc.)
"Hey! Don't touch that three-hole punch! It costs like, 3 Nunavut Cheez Whiz!"

cheez whiz 

a thicc sauce made of cheez, made entirely out of Ryan Ross' milk
"you got the chips?"

"no, but I got cheez whiz."
cheez whiz by brandan urine June 26, 2017