Chuck E. Cheese's Nuts (Yeah, I mean those kind of nuts)
Chuck E. Cheese: So are you guys ready to PAR-TAY?!
Kids: YEAH!
Chuck E. Cheese: Well, open those mouths because your about to get a face full of my cheezles. OPEN UP! CHEEZLES! OH FUCK YEAH!
I took this Austrian chick home last night in Byron, she was horny as fuck and wanted in the arse. I said I didn’t have lube and she said don’t worry, so I went dry cheezel.
noun; a selfish bastard who trys to mooCh off of you At any opportunity tht presents itself. Whether it be food, gas, fishing poles, bicycles,Money, shelter, tuna, inteRnet, texting, boobs, rIdes, horses, weaved baskets. In all reality a white trash ass hole who trys to get everythiNg.
"Wow dude the dirty ass cheezel showed up to my house uninvited and now im poor."
A savage gang of old folks armed with canes completely naked and covered in different forms of cheese. They harass the local gangs and start riots. Known for their slowspeed and extreme stench, they sometimes molest and cheezerise their victims, forcing the poor soul to become a member of the cheezers.
Nigga 1: "Yo nigga, watch yo dick, them cheezers been seen lurkin theez streetz, you feel me?"
Nigga 2: "yeah homie Gee skrizzle, I feel you! I Am a cheezer nigga!"
*nigga 2 violently molests and cheezerizes nigga 1, turning him into a member.*