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Cheesewizz 

A slang term for pornography or 'porn'. Can be used to disguise embarrassment that can be evoked when saying "porn". However, not a very widespread term, however Cheeswizz is becoming more popular.

Co-incidentally, Cheesewizz is also an American dairy product. It consists of a cheesy spread, that can be used for sandwiches and dips etc. Retail price is roughly $5.00, quite a bargain.
Dude 1: "Jake, send me the cheesewizz."
Dude 2: "Ok then"

Dude 1: "Bro I just saw the new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Oh sweet man, how is it?"

Dude 1: "Oh my days, Zach Best made a new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Awesome!"
Cheesewizz by Solid Brickway December 31, 2009
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cheesewhizzing

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping in your partner's mouth so hard that it sprays out of their nose.
person 1: hey I heard your new partner is into scat

person 2: yeah we are going to be cheesewhizzing tonight
person 1: that sounds like its going to be fun to clean up

cheeseline 

the line of people waiting to get their hands on the delicious low-grade cheese that the government gives out to the less fortunate
It's welfare day and it's looking like a cheeseline.
cheeseline by Funkmaster Maui October 15, 2006

Cheesewhiz 

To fart while taking a piss.
the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz
Cheesewhiz by mavros April 22, 2006

cheesenutz 

the night after sex. when a chick cum has dried around your balls.
"fuck, that chick gave me cheesenutz"
cheesenutz by dirtysanchez July 25, 2003

CheeseLick 

1. One who enjoys the delicious luxury of running thier toungue across cheese.

2. The act of licking cheese.

3. Anything that is extraordinarily enjoyable, not unlike the feeling of licking cheese.
1." That CheeseLick really likes his cheddar."

2. "I'd really like to put a good CheeseLick on that."

3. "This game should be the CheeseLick of the year!"
CheeseLick by JdoggMizzle March 31, 2009

Cheesewhiz 

<noun> 1. one who know's a lot about cheese. 2. A devine food.
I'm using cheesewhiz in a sentence.
Cheesewhiz by Rufus Masterborne January 28, 2003