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cheerleater 

The equal opportunity fat girl(s) in every pre-college cheerleading squad. Usually used at the base of formations because, frankly, nobody can lift her. Usually void of any acrobatic ability unless juggling diets is to be counted.

Any highkicking will result in the violent expulsion of recently consumed foods within the first 15 rows of the sports venue.
"We can't do our trademark pyramid formation because our cheerleater is absent today"
cheerleater by Terry Vernon July 11, 2007
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cheerleader next door 

This is similar to the girl next door concept of routine feminine attractiveness only cuter and livelier!
Yes, Susan is a fine woman, she grew up as the cheerleader next door!

Cheerleaders syndrome

When a person publicly cheers for their friend, and gets salty because they don't get any credit.
Friends all want to be #1, then the cheerleaders syndrome puts them in the fan club.

The Cheerleader Effect 

The Cheerleader Effect is when a group of women seem hot, but only as a group. Just like with Cheerleaders they seem hot, but take each one of them individually - sled dogs
" I am not impressed with the talent in here tonight. " says Barney.
" Look, there's hot group of girls over there. " says Lily.
" That, my friend is the cheerleader effect, look at each of them individually. " says Barney.
" Woah, I see what you mean! " says Lily.

Reverse Cheerleader Effect 

The opposite of the women's cheerleader effect (women look more attractive in groups, although unattractive individually) when applied to men. Men who may be attractive on their own will look like a complete douchebag when assembled. Each male's level of toolness is generally acceptable alone but is amplified when mixed with others.
Cody- Dude, Jake and his friends are tools.
Tim- Nah, that's just the reverse cheerleader effect.
Cody- No seriously, he's a tool.
Tim- You're right... it's just worse now.

blind cheerleader 

Someone you work with who countlessly sends "go team" and "attaboy" e-mails and memos to the entire staff, without having any real teams goals or really ever attaining anything positive for the company.
"Hey Michael, stop junkin' up my inbox with your blind cheerleader emails. We haven't hit a sales goal in four months, so there's nothing to pump anyone up about...".
blind cheerleader by WS3RD May 19, 2014

allstar cheerleaders

Allstar cheerleaders are cheerleaders who cheer for a competitive allstar cheerleading team. They only compete, they do not stand on the sidelines to cheer on a sport, and they are not affiliated with school cheerleading.



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Indiana Cheer Elite Allstars are an awesome allstar cheerleading team.
allstar cheerleaders by HeeheeHaHa January 16, 2004