A stay at home mom is a white, upper middle class woman who:
-thinks anything that is not white, upper middle class is inferior and/or evil
-thinks her children need her up their asses 24/7
-thinks working mothers are inferior because they aren't up their kids asses 24/7
-thinks men should be sperm donors and money makers, and nothing else. God forbid ever making a man be a father, and no, throwing the football around for 20 minutes on a Saturday and bringing home a fat paycheck does not make someone a good father.
-thinks her job is the hardest in the world, using dumb arguments from Dr. Phil like "stay at home moms have an equivalent to 2 full time jobs." Well honey, guess what, working moms must have 3 full time jobs, then. They take care of children, errands, and the house, but unlike your lazy, whining ass, they don't have from 6am to 8pm to do it.
-crucify working moms for not spending enough time with their children, but find it perfectly acceptable for a man to forgo time with their kids for their career (sexists hypocrites)
-max out their hubby's credit card at Talbot's, the hair salon, and buying a big ass SUV or mini van
-often depressed because they realize that saying your ABCs and watching Dora the Explorer all day is not how an adult should live their life
-constantly talk about "me" time
-end up with slutty daughters, misogynistic boys, and drug addict children because they were up their asses 24/7
-are trying to be the exact opposite of their mother by "trying" to be the best mom for their kids, but end up with children as I described above
-was born with the silver spoon: she lived off Daddy's money, and now lives off hubby's money. God forbid she ever pull her own weight.
-will argue that "pulling her own weight" is taking care of the kids, and how she doesn't value money, but time with her children, but still sends her husband off to work 14 hour days to pay for their 2004 Lexus, $300/month soccer fees for little Timmy soccer mom
, and her 9am aerobics classes.
The mini van going 25 MPH in a 40 MPH zone contains a stay at home mom.