The Squeeze-cheek

When you gotta crap so bad, you have to squeeze your buttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from shitting your pants.

Dude, I was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to shit like hella bad. I had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before I dumped in my shorts.

The Squeeze-cheek by 1SIK720 April 24, 2010

squeeky cheek 

A rarely used sexual maneuver employing the acts of fellatio, masturbation, and wound-fucking all in one. The squeeky cheek is performed by gently stabbing a hole into the facial cheek of a willing participant, forcibly shoving the thumb and index-finger portion of the 'OK' symbol into the oral opening, then proceeding to make sweet love to the cheek wound. Doing so, one will, by default, receive a blowjob, while also technically masturbating through the thumb-index finger ring inside the receiving party's mouth.

She was once a beautiful woman, before I gave her the Squeeky Cheek. Now she's just downright sexy!

squeeky cheek by Jefe Brandenburger September 13, 2008

Cheeky Squeeze 

A clever name for defecating.
A name for an saucy fellow.

I will sit on this toilet and take a cheeky squeeze.

Cheeky Squeeze by Kibbles Braindt February 25, 2009

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.

Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"

squeeze your butt cheeks by Pandora25 December 18, 2009