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squeeky cheek 

A rarely used sexual maneuver employing the acts of fellatio, masturbation, and wound-fucking all in one. The squeeky cheek is performed by gently stabbing a hole into the facial cheek of a willing participant, forcibly shoving the thumb and index-finger portion of the 'OK' symbol into the oral opening, then proceeding to make sweet love to the cheek wound. Doing so, one will, by default, receive a blowjob, while also technically masturbating through the thumb-index finger ring inside the receiving party's mouth.
She was once a beautiful woman, before I gave her the Squeeky Cheek. Now she's just downright sexy!
squeeky cheek by Jefe Brandenburger September 13, 2008

Cheeky Squeeze 

A clever name for defecating.
A name for an saucy fellow.
I will sit on this toilet and take a cheeky squeeze.

Cheeky Squeeze by Kibbles Braindt February 25, 2009

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026