mature cheddar head 

A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.

'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'

mature cheddar head by mousey1306 June 16, 2012

Cheddar Header 

Sucking off a dude with smegma riddled cheese dick.

I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.

I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.

Cheddar Header by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Cheddar Headed 

The state of being entranced of sexual thoughts. Often it takes a little more than a snap to cure.

Guy 1: Hey what's up with Dave? He won't move. Just keeps starin' off into space.

Guy2: Relax man he's thinking about Gloria. He's Cheddar Headed.

Cheddar Headed by Scare April 22, 2011

header cheddar 

The gwak gwak 3000, ultimate head, instead of nut its cheddar 🧀. Girls go crazy for it

Yo Jonathan you got that header cheddar last night?

Yah man it was some of that good good she gave some sloppy toppy

Fuckk i think she got some nut on me

header cheddar by You heard it here first February 16, 2021

cheddarhead 

some one from Wisconsin

If the Vikings lose on Monday, there will be a lot of happy cheddarheads.

cheddarhead by mandingoe June 8, 2004

cheddarhead 

an extremely stupid person; one who has cheese rather than grey matter in his head.

that kid sirko is such a fuckin cheddarhead, sometimes I just wanna bash his face into a brick wall 30 or 40 times.

cheddarhead by bp January 20, 2004

chedderhead

A girl that never has any idea of what is going on, relative to her surroundings, coursework, pop culture, politics, social problems, or as how to juggle.

"Oh snap, that chedderhead has a big wart on her forehead"
"See that chedderhead over there, she don't know shit!"

chedderhead by Ewgy April 20, 2005