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1.
A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.
When they went out for a date, she decided not to see him again, because he was a cheap bastard.
by krock1dk July 25, 2008
 
2.
Electronic Arts - a video game company with studios all over North America. They're known for paying their employees next to nothing while they rake in billions and billions of bucks themselves.
Those guys at EA are such cheap bastards; their employee slaves are forced to sleep on the floor in the office because they can't afford any housing.
by Billy-Ray November 08, 2004
 
3.
A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again
My Landlord is a CHEAP BASTARD.
by Capt Copernicus January 09, 2009
 
4.
A person with a tendency to disappear when it happens to be their round. Known by everyone in the office/world as a miser/scrooge or more affectionately as having short arms and being unable to reach into their pocket to obtain money for the purchase of goods and services.
We were all at the pub and when it came to Kalon's round he disappeared.....cheap bastard
by DJ LJ February 01, 2011
 
5.
A cheap Jewish person
That cheapbastard is picking up quarters
by Joe February 28, 2005