when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.
From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!
Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
"It literally means 'You breed with the mouth of a goat. *pause* It's funnier in Enochian"
Refers to popular ballad sung by bards in Westeros (Game of Thrones setting) which narrates the annihilation of Lord Castamere by Tywin Lannister. More in general, the expression is used as a warning or a threat.
Yesterday my mom said that I was in for a badsurprise -- She Rains of Castamered me.
A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.
Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."