craplets 

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

craplets by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

Chiplets 

When a a person puts chips, preferably ruffles, in the cavity about to be penetrated and eats the broken pieces afterwards.

Guy:O man that was the best sex ever.
Girl: Your dick is bleeding from the chiplets.
Guy: Its just tabasco added to the ranch thats already on them.
Girl: Thats disgusting.

Chiplets by Da Jesus April 20, 2005

chapless ass 

An ass that is well lubricated in vaseline thus being without chapness

Kinjara: Hey Rolvy, pass the vix vapor rub!

Rolvy: why

Kinjara: My ass is chapped from last nights alaskian pipeline you gave me.

Rolvy: OH! You want dat chapless ass, eh?

chapless ass by Sorceress2018 January 23, 2018

craplets 

little flakes or pieces of shit left floating around in the bowl after the toilet is flushed.

I flushed the toilet three times, but I still can't get rid of the craplets.

craplets by maverickdallas October 18, 2009

Chapless ass 

When the ass puckers

Me: I could really go for some chapless ass
The entire xbox party: ;×

Chapless ass by Me_the_one February 23, 2020

chapless 

adjective- to not have chaps

He is chapless.

chapless by shingshongh September 17, 2023

Chiplets

The small, broken chips at the bottom of the basket of chips at a restaurant

"could we please get some more chips and salsa? All we have left are chiplets!"

Chiplets by Itsme2023 October 26, 2025