Anal Chandalier 

When pieces of shit hang off of the hair on your asshole

my cat took and enormous crap last night, then he formed an anal chandalier

Anal Chandalier by James, Andrew September 22, 2005

Off the chandalier 

The highest form of positive adjective used to describe,an event, a favorite artist's album,or a member of the opposite sex .It is a derived from the statements "Off the hook" or "Off the chain".

friend: Did you see that show , how was it?
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier

Off the chandalier by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007

skin chandalier 

A man's genitals, the package, the twig n berries

When I'm sitting on the toilet my nuts hang like a skin chandalier.

skin chandalier by Jennygurl November 21, 2005

Heather chandler 

She is a mythic bitch.

Heather chandler, she is a mythic bitch

Heather chandler by Mello💔 June 29, 2018

heather chandler 

One of the main characters in the 1989 movie Heathers and the 2014 musical. She is described as "a mythic bitch" and is often seen in red to describe her villainous ways. Theater nerds use this as a compliment or an insult similarly to Yolanda (In the heights). great overall bitch and inspiration to young kids. Her most famous quotes are,"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" ,"Did you have brain tumor for breakfast", and finally "SHUT UP HEATHER".

That hoe is totally a Heather Chandler , she stole my phone.

Omg! Slay! You look like a total Heather Chandler in that!

heather chandler by Heathers the Musical April 23, 2017

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

chandlerdude 

The thing you would call your Siamese cat if his name was Chandler. This name is good for yelling or getting his attention easily. It's very efficient and catchy. You might even see yourself chanting the name even when your cat is not around.

Owner: "Chandler is on the table! Chandlerdude, get off the table!"

chandlerdude by QueenDoodie May 28, 2017