chalobies 

A.K.A Boobies or Tits, usually large in size.

"Dayum, did you see those chalobies on dat bitch?"

chalobies by MrBigshottt August 22, 2011

Chawmbies 

Chawmbies (chom-bees)-
The act of chewing tobacco while engaging in an intense game of Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty: World at War.

Hey man you wanna' come over and play some CHAWMBIES?!

Hell yeah! I got the chomp, you got the zombies, chawmbies. HEEEEIP!

Chawmbies by Dr. Heeip November 5, 2009

burning calories 

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

burning calories by otay May 20, 2005

chaloobies

n. man boobs

That fat guy has bigger chaloobies than I do!

chaloobies by Mel May 6, 2004

empty calories 

Foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.

Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.

Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.

empty calories by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010

400 Calories 

Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.

Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.

Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."

400 Calories by tron.von.tronicus January 8, 2008

Chababies 

A person or object defined as cute, miniature, or chubby. An exaggeration of being too cute! Can also be a combination of the above terms.

Word Est. 2003 by Stephanie Calderon

Kassie: Aww did you see the movie UP?

Stephanie: YES! Russell is soooo Chababies!

Chababies by Geiger3 November 6, 2011