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Chalf (verb): To douse one's genitals and penis into heavy, chunky peanut butter before commencing anal sex so as to make for a more pleasurable ass-to-mouth experience.
She preferred that we chalf since she was not at all interested in going anywhere near me with her mouth after our first anal sex experience.
Chalf by parkviewjustin July 1, 2009
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Quiet Calf 

Someone who is bad at Fifa.
He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!
Quiet Calf by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

Chadformation

The transformation that an isekai protagonist will go through turning him into a chad with infinite potential
Yo I think Birito is about to go through his chadformation
Chadformation by Shr3k_is_s3xy June 28, 2020
Something someone might make you say to give up.
Say calfrope and ill quit tickling you.
calfrope by Jinxie Dee Breece September 29, 2020

chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women
Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013

calfreezy 

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate
calfreezy by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020
A sock that comes half way up your calf. Usually worn by males, particularly lacrosse players.
Some call it a mid-calf. This is incorrect. They are called "calfies".
"Yo bro sick calfie tan. You been laxin'?"
Calfie by Stella Odair December 11, 2013