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Chalf (verb): To douse one's genitals and penis into heavy, chunky peanut butter before commencing anal sex so as to make for a more pleasurable ass-to-mouth experience.
She preferred that we chalf since she was not at all interested in going anywhere near me with her mouth after our first anal sex experience.
by parkviewjustin July 01, 2009
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